Dear 3_ships Sailor,

Hi! I am a terrible person; I completely forgot that I needed to do a santa letter for this. So I hope you are still keeping an eye on my journal/that 3_ships post. And if not, that is cool too because I am easy to please.

Also, I am terrible at these letters.

Generalities
Squicks: Deathfic, cheating, unhappy endings.
Likes: Lolz, angst with an equally happy ending, triad relationships, banter, people being mean to each other in a loving way, dysfunctional relationships where everyone loves each other a whole lot but it takes effort to make the relationship work, first-time fic, fade to black instead of actual porn

Specifics
Leverage: Parker/Hardison/Eliot
mistletoe
Okay, the two things that sum up this relationship for me are “I like the way you turned out.” and “That’s not the same thing. What’s wrong with you?” You don’t really have to do anything related to my prompt if you don’t want to; I’d be happy with anything involving the three of them, as long as it’s lolzy.

Marvel Comics (New Avengers): Jessica Jones/Luke Cage/Danny Rand
fighting crime
In my head, this is an actual canon pairing. Like, “Jessica and Luke, and their crazy ninja boyfriend.” The three of them being competent and working well together and fighting crime would be afuckingmazing.

And if you really want to make my fucking Christmas, Jessica/Luke/Danny/Matt Murdock would just… I can’t even begin to describe how happy that would make me. Like I said, I like dysfunctional relationships, and while Jessica/Luke/Danny is this cohesive little adorable relationship, it’s not all that dysfunctional. If you throw Matt into the mix, his paranoia and angst really stirs things up. lol linking to my own fic, I know, but I really see it as Matt’s all sharp corners and the three of them troll him for his own good. And I guess this is the closest I’ve come to writing a primer.

Burn Notice: Michael Westen/Fiona Glenanne/Sam Axe
Michael's voiceovers dealing with how to have a successful (or not so successful) threesome
I fucking love Michael’s ridiculous voiceovers. And I love the way there’s Michael and Fi- and then Sam. I prefer Burn Notice fics where Fi and Sam, even though they like like each other, are still prickly and trolly and mean to each other.

Bones: Bones/Booth/Sweets
ignoring Sweets like they do
The scenes were Bones and Booth are talking about Sweets as if he’s not even there are some of my favorite Bones moments ever. I would seriously read an entire fic that’s just them doing that and Sweets going “Guys, you guys. Stop it. Come on you guys. :(”

It is shockingly hard to find youtube clips of the scenes I’m talking about. But, like, this bit makes me lol and lol like a loon:
Special Agent Seeley Booth: I just think he doesn't want to admit that he likes us.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Do you like us?
Dr. Lance Sweets: What?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: And he wants to spend time with us.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Is that true, Sweets? You like us?
Special Agent Seeley Booth, Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [singing] He really likes us.
Dr. Lance Sweets: All right, you know what? I'm sorry I made the offer. I take it back. Forget it!

So if there’s a lot of that, I will be happy!

ETA: Also, I really miss Max and Zack, so if you could work cameos of either (or both!) of them in there, I'd fucking love it.


Seriously, um, I’m really bad at these. I hope I gave you enough of whatever prompt to work from.

Love,
doc_sock