Dear Yuletide Santa,

Thanks for signing up and being awesome and stuff. I'm pretty easy to please. If you look back on any of the fic I've written, it is pretty clear I do not have high standards at all. I like cliches and ridiculous situations and bad humor. So don't stress out!

Dislikes: Deathfic, unhappy endings, things that make me cry, anything that's not some form of third-person past-tense, underage sex, cheating, anything beyond light kink.

Likes: lolz, banter, exceedingly happy endings following a lot of angst, most cliche!fic, characters trolling other characters, characters being mean to other characters but in a loving fashion, strong female characters, found families.

I'm good with gen or pairing fic, whichever you're most comfortable writing for the particular set of characters. The prompts are mostly to give you a starting point if you need one, but if you're like "Oh shit, I've totally always wanted to write this 1000ish word fic for this fandom, but never had the proper motivation," well, write away! Also, the characters I chose are just the ones I'd prefer the story to center around, I don't care if you add other characters from the cast, too. In fact, that would be awesome.

( Burn Notice, Ilona Andrews' Kate Daniels novels, The Mentalist, Castle )

If you need anything more, leave an anonymous comment and I will try to oblige, even if I guess that's technically against the rules. I just don't want your life to be any harder than it needs to be, and I recognize that this is not the most amazing yuletide letter ever.

Seriously, though, thanks for being awesome.

Love,
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